Auralite 23 Bracelet – The "User Manual for Earth"

Welcome to Earth, but you missed the orientation.

You arrived on Earth and everyone around you seems to know exactly what to do. But not you.  Most days feel like you are trying to assemble IKEA furniture with no diagram and missing parts. You keep dating the same emotional disaster with a different haircut and wonder why the outcome is identical. You are glitching because you are trying to navigate this reality with zero documentation. Auralite 23 is the hardware update you need. It is a 1.2-billion-year-old geological archive holding 23 different minerals to match the absolute mess of your internal wiring. You earned this wisdom over eons. It is time to download the file, babes.

The Highlights:

• Shifts the Third Eye into high-definition resolution to filter out the noise.

• Bridges the gap between your current confusion and ancient knowing.

• Stops the mental glitching by clearing out this lifetime's junk mail.

• Forces reflection without the usual ego-driven performance.

• Packs a billion years of persistence into a single wrist accessory.

The Wisdom Integration

Auralite 23 is a mineralogical overachiever formed during the Meso-Proterozoic age. It facilitates a sense of knowing that skips logic and lands in the gut. By aligning your energy centers, it encourages a state of receptivity where you can finally integrate the lessons you have been running from. It is a tool for remembering who you were before the world told you who to be. You are carrying a billion years of geological grit to ensure you don't lose the plot while you grow.

The Specs:

• Stone: Natural Auralite 23 (complex shades of purple, red, and brown).

• Construction: High-quality stretch cord for daily utility.

• Selection: Intuitively chosen by a crystal oracle because the stone knows you are ready to remember.

Why You Need It & How To Use:

Why: Because your soul is older than your current problems and you need a stone that acts like it.

How to use:

• Grip these beads when you are done looking for "signs" and ready for the blunt truth.

• Touch the stone when you catch yourself falling for the same old traps or considering a text to someone who is clearly a mistake.

• Wear it during your internal house-cleaning sessions to stay anchored to your accumulated wisdom.

Q: Will this give me psychic powers? A: No. It helps you trust the "knowing" you have but usually ignore. It turns up the volume on your gut feeling so you stop ignoring the red flags.

Q: Does it really have 23 minerals? A: Yes. It is a mineralogical mess containing everything from Titanite to Gold. It is as complicated as you are.

Disclaimer: We’re obsessed with the magic these rocks carry, but let’s be real: they are vibrational sidekicks, not wish-granting genies or a replacement for your doctor or your therapist. Everything we’ve written about their "powers" is speculative as hell—compiled from our own experiments, research, and the long line of crystal-obsessed humans before us who spent their lives meditating and catching vibes just to document this stuff for the rest of us. These stones are here to help you face your sh*t and take the wheel, but if you’re dealing with real-deal medical or psychological issues, please go talk to a professional who sends invoices instead of just "good vibes."

Delivery & Returns

When Will I Get My Stuff?

We curate these items from brands we trust, which means this specific piece ships directly from their warehouse to your door. Shipping times vary by brand, but they usually get things moving within 3–4 days. If a chaotic twist of fate puts this out of stock, we will email you immediately to see if you want to wait it out or take a refund.

What If I Hate It?

Not feeling the vibe? It happens. You have 30 days to send it back for a refund (minus shipping costs) or store credit. Since this item ships from our partner, the return process has a few extra moving parts, but we will handle the heavy lifting for you. No hard feelings. [Read the full policy here]

What Cannot Be Returned?

These items are final sale:

• Perishable products (herbs or oils)
• Intimate items (vibrators and wearables) - for health and hygiene reasons
• Digital downloads
• Custom or personalized orders
• Empty or used containers