2026: The Ultimate Energetic Rebrand.

The universe is handing you a blowtorch this year—don't waste it. A personal year 3 is about asking "What really makes me happy?" and then aggressively removing anything that doesn't fit the answer. You're going to have to confront the boring-ass belief systems that keep you small and unfulfilled. It’s uncomfortable, sure, but living a mediocre life is way worse.

The universe is backing your creative plays rn, so engage in whatever makes your heart dance. False modesty is a scam. You don't need anyone's permission to be brilliant. This year, you’re the expansion. Own your shit and grow until you’re taking up all the space you deserve.

Last year was a chaotic expansion, but now it is time to actually get your shit together. Personal year 4 is about turning those big, messy dreams into practical, boring-as-hell steps. You are building a foundation that won't crumble the second life gets difficult. It is not a year for overnight fame; it is the year you do the grunt work that makes your future reaping years look like literal magic.

A steady, consistent rhythm is worth more than a rushed, forced mess right now. Consistency is your best friend. Also, sleep is part of the job description, so make plenty of time for rest and reflection. If your life feels like a straitjacket, it is time to rip it off. The 4 is here to help you distinguish between your actual limits and the imaginary ones you have built out of fear. Get your money right this year and keep some "fuck you" money tucked away for whatever the universe throws at you.

After the snooze-fest of last year’s foundation building, the 5 year bursts in like a drunk friend—messy, loud, and impossible to ignore. It is here to shake the table and see what falls off. Every year involves a call to ditch the garbage belief systems that stop you from being authentic, but the 5 doesn't ask politely. It just breaks things.

This shift from "slow and steady" to "everything is on fire" can be dizzying, so try to find a floor to lie on occasionally. The 5 is a masterclass in adaptability, openness, and the absolute dread of being bored. If you try to resist the change or hide under your covers, you're just going to rot in place. Stagnation is the only real failure here. What looks like a total shit-show is actually just divine reorganization. Stop clenching and let it happen, babe.

Congratulations, you’re now the local concierge and unpaid therapist for every chaotic person in your family and social circle. Personal year 6 is all about hearth and home, aka the universal test of how much bullshit you’ll tolerate before you finally snap. You’ll feel this weird urge to be "helpful," and you should be, but if you keep pouring from an empty cup, you’ll end up throwing that cup at someone's head.

It’s time for a domestic audit. Redecorate your living room and then redecorate your social circle by deleting anyone who treats your empathy like an all-you-can-eat buffet. Stop being a public utility, bestie. Integrity and boundaries are the only things that will keep you sane when you have to retreat into your fortress next year.

Personal year 7 belongs to the wanderers and the people currently staring at the ceiling at 3 AM wondering if their entire life is a hallucination. It’s a year of hidden truths and spiritual enlightenment, which mostly feels like a very long, very expensive therapy session. It’s an unlearning process involving a lot of conflict and direct action.

The universe is going to confront the delusions you've been living in. You’ll be juggling opposing viewpoints constantly. Avoid relying on your old habits; they’re the reason you’re in this mess. This year aligns you with your truth. If you try to hold on to your fake persona, you’re going to feel spiritual unrest that no amount of sage can fix. Heal the disconnect. Identify which mindsets and relationships support your new direction and which ones are just dead weight.

It’s time to get honest about your relationship with power. An 8 Year is designed to clarify how you’re wielding your influence. If you feel restricted or managed by outside forces, that’s your cue to assert yourself and draw a hard line.

Since the number 8 is the patron saint of material gains, the financial gates are open. Use your will to drive your projects home. Just don't get it twisted—control is a desperate grip fueled by a fear of lack, and it only serves to shrink your world. Real power is different. It creates the space you need to use your gifts and reach the highest possible outcome without the unnecessary friction.

The clutter you’ve been dragging around for the last eight years has reached its expiration date. This year is a brutal, necessary clearance sale of everything that no longer serves your evolution. We’re talking stale friendships, dusty mindsets, soul-sucking jobs, and those self-sabotaging behaviors you keep on loop. Honestly, expect a full-scale eviction of all the above.

You’re currently being shoved into the universe’s sorting bin. Life is forcing a choice: what gets to move into your next chapter and what gets tossed in the incinerator? Look back at who you were eight years ago. That person is a ghost now. Figure out what tools and resources the current version of you actually needs to become the person you're meant to be, and leave the rest in the rearview.