Cosmic Quickies: Bite-Sized Readings for Your Big Soul
Clear, straightforward insights, Delivered.
Feeling tangled up or need a straight answer without the song-and-dance? These email readings are focused hits of clarity, delivered straight to your inbox.
Why call them "Mini" when some pack a punch?
Simple:
- They're Email-Based: No scheduling calls, no performing insight live on video. I do the work on my own energetic time, delivering the goods directly to you via email.
- They're Focused: For most options (like Tarot and Human Design), we zero in on your top 3 specific questions. No sprawling, multi-hour analysis. Concentrated insight where you need it most.
Choose Your Poison:
★ Shadow Excavation: Ready to stop tripping over the same frustrating patterns? We’ll pinpoint the limiting beliefs and hidden gunk holding you back. Expect practical insights and maybe some homework to turn those shadows into fuel. Gets real, stays compassionate.
★ Energetic Field Guide: Navigating weird psychic stuff, vivid dreams, or feeling the energetic static? Let's make sense of it. Drawing on my own experiences, tarot, and channeled messages, I’ll offer perspective and guidance on your path. Consider me your slightly witchy friend in the trenches.
★ Human Design De-Jargoned: Confused by your chart? Let's skip the full textbook reading and get straight to your questions. Submit your top 3 burning HD questions (Type? Authority? A specific Channel?), and I’ll give you targeted insights you can actually use to live less like a pretzel.
★ Tarot Triage: Need clarity on a specific situation, like, yesterday? Send your top 3 questions, and I’ll pull cards to get straight answers and actionable guidance. Skip the predictions about lottery wins; this reading is about empowering you to move forward. Quick, direct, impactful.
★ Custom Clarity Session (Email) (VIP Exception): This is the outlier – the deep end of the email pool. While still delivered via email, this option allows for broader scope beyond the strict 3-question limit. We work together via email upfront to define the focus, drawing from my entire intuitive toolkit (tarot, HD specifics, channeling, shadow work insights etc.) tailored precisely to your needs. Requires the most energy exchange, hence the VIP price.
✨ Why Get a Focused Email Reading? ✨
- Sharp Clarity: No wading through hours of talk – direct insight where you need it.
- Your Energetic Pace: Guidance delivered to your inbox. Process it on your own time, reread as needed.
- Accessible Guidance: Real support should not require taking out a loan. Priced for the value and energy exchange.
- Actionable Insight: Leave feeling more connected to your own knowing and ready to make moves.
How It Works (The Step-by-Step):
- Choose Your Reading: Select the type of focused reading you need from the drop-down menu above.
- Checkout: Add it to your cart and complete your purchase. Simple.
- Check Your Email (This is Important!): After purchase, you'll get your order confirmation email. You will also receive an email containing a link to download a quick PDF guide. (Might be the same email or a separate one. Check spam folder if you do not see it!)
- Open the PDF & Follow Instructions: This PDF contains the essential next steps. It gives you the specific email address you need and tells you exactly what info to send over. For most readings, it'll confirm you need to email your top 3 specific questions.
- For the Custom Reading, the PDF will guide you on how to kick off the conversation via email so we can define the focus together.
- Send Your Deets via Email: Once you follow the PDF steps and shoot me that email with your questions or situation details, then your reading officially enters my queue and I get down to business.
My Process:
I'm a Manifestor with Emotional Authority. That means I work best when I can feel into the energy and respond in my own timing, not on demand. Email readings allow me to do that – meditate, pull cards, connect with guides, dance, whatever your situation calls for – without distraction. It ensures you get my best, most impactful insights.
Pricing Transparency
Investing in yourself is crucial. Spiritual guidance is not a luxury, it's essential maintenance.
My pricing reflects the energetic output required for each reading type:
- Tarot Triage ($44): Quick, focused answers to 3 specific questions. A taste of clarity.
- Energetic Field Guide ($55): Navigating spiritual experiences, connecting with guides (focused on your 3 Qs). More energetic connection involved.
- Human Design De-Jargoned ($77): Targeted answers to your 3 specific HD chart questions. Requires system knowledge application.
- Shadow Excavation ($89): Deeper excavation around patterns/beliefs based on your focus. Requires careful navigation and integration guidance.
- Custom Clarity Session (Email) ($107): The most energy-intensive. Custom scope defined with you, drawing from all tools, going beyond the 3-question limit. Full VIP treatment via email.
Your FAQs
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Q: Okay, what are these readings again?
A: Focused, impactful email insights. They're an espresso shot for your intuition, minus the live call awkwardness. We target specific questions or areas. -
Q: Will you predict my future wife/husband/lottery win?
A: Hard pass. My crystal ball is permanently foggy on lottery numbers and soulmate arrival times. We focus on empowering you to create an awesome future, not passively waiting for fate to drop it in your lap. More power, less pining. -
Q: How do I pick the right reading?
A: Read the descriptions, bestie. Your gut usually knows what flavor of reality check or guidance you need right now. Trust that inner nudge – it's generally smarter than your frantic brain. Still stuck? Fine, email me, but try trusting yourself first. -
Q: Is my weird/personal question okay?
A: Absolutely. Zero judgment here. Honestly, the weirder, the better. It usually gets us to the real stuff faster. Bring your beautiful, messy human questions, this is a safe space for all of it. -
Q: Do you offer refunds?
A: Nope. Solid no. This work involves real time and energetic investment. Once my energy is spent crafting your reading, it's spent. Choose consciously. I pour significant energy into ensuring you receive valuable insight. -
Q: How long is the reading response?
A: Expect a meaty email. A few solid paragraphs, maybe more if the universe gets chatty. I prioritize impactful insight over pointless word count. Quality > Quantity, always. -
Q: When will I get my reading?
A: Okay, timeline reality: The focused readings usually manifest in your inbox 1-2 business days after your questions arrive. The Custom Clarity Session takes around 2 business days once we've locked down the scope. BUT, sometimes the intuitive download needs to buffer, or my spirit guides are busy arguing over celestial snacks. If energies are wild or I need more time to ensure quality, I'll let you know. Patience gets you the good stuff. Business days = Weekdays. Weekends are for recharging. -
Q: What if I have WAY more than three questions?
A: Trying to cram War and Peace into a Tarot Triage reading? Bold move, but no. Book the Custom Clarity Session for the bigger picture, or stack multiple focused readings if you must. Let's keep things impactful, not sprawling. -
Q: Wait, no live call?
A: Correct. Email allows for deeper energetic work on my end and gives you a written record to keep. Win-win. -
Q: What if the reading doesn't resonate?
A: While I stand by my work, perception is individual. Sometimes clarity feels weird or uncomfortable at first. Sit with it. If, after 48 hours, something specific is genuinely unclear (and you're not just bummed about the answer), email me pointing it out precisely. I can clarify my wording or the insight provided, but we're not doing refunds or re-dos based on subjective resonance alone. Boundaries, people.
Ready to cut through the noise and get real clarity? Book your reading.
Delivery and Returns FAQ's
How Long Does it Take to Ship?
Email Readings are services, not physical products. You will receive your reading via email according to the timelines specified in the "When will I get my reading?" FAQ above, after you've submitted your questions/details as per the PDF guide sent after purchase.
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What's Your Return Policy?
Changed your mind? For most physical items, you've got a whole 30 days to return your purchase for a refund (minus shipping costs) or store credit.
However, for Services like these Email Readings, all sales are final once the service (the reading process) has begun, due to the energetic investment and time involved. Please see the "Do you offer refunds?" FAQ above.
What are Non-Returnable Items?
If it's one of these items, we can't offer a refund, but we'll happily give you store credit if applicable (for physical goods):
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like herbs or oils)
- Digital downloads
- Services where the work has commenced (like these readings)
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
- Empty bottles or containers
How to Make a Return (for eligible physical items):
- Pop into your account portal and submit a return request.
- We'll check it out and send you a return label.
- Pack everything up safely and send it back to us.
- We'll process your refund or store credit within 2-5 business days of getting your return.